"If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and waddles like a duck, it is most probably a duck."
(Trad.)
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"Look not for thy inner self, for it is brown."
(Gumbo Plantberth 1604)
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"The secret of invisibility is to be surrounded by idiots."
(Horace Tattle 1967 - 1884)
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"He
who kick house, break toe"
(Gha Ri Sidhal 1975)
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"I grumble, therefore I am."
(Brampton Sage 2002)
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"Idleness
is the grandmother of invention."
(Cornelius Twatte
1573 - 1614)
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"It's a little known fact that there are more little known facts than facts which are well known."
(Millicent Anchovy 1854)
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"Happy
the man with no marbles who seeth not the bus coming."
(Gilbert Minge 1794
- 1852)
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"Shit happens."
(Trad.)
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"Mangle
not whilst bereft of trouser."
(Roger Flatley 1932)
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"There
is a point to pointlessness."
(J. M. Blunt 1896)
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"Amnesia
is the mother of originality."
(Brampton Sage 2000)
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"Young
men take heed, the perfumed box,
Doth
hide the stench of Grimsby docks,
That
fragrance fair, fate doth dictate,
May
mask the smell of Billingsgate."
(Anon. 1728)
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"Always avoid folk dancing, and never argue with someone who has piles."
(anon. 1951)
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"The best things in life are very very expensive indeed."
(Brampton Sage 2002)
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"If it aint got that wobble, it aint worth the trouble."
("Dribblin' Boy" Platts 1924)
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"Weareth not the trousers of Moebius."
(Brampton Sage 2003)
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"In
Brampton, it is always tea-time."
(Brampton Sage, tea-time)
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